10 Reasons Why Your Computer Is Better Than Your Girlfriend
Here are the top ten reasons why your computer is better than your girlfriend...
When you upgrade you know the costs upfront
If you don’t like you computer, you can always trade it in for a new one.
With a girlfriend its always your fault
While with computers you don’t even have to say sorry.
Your computer holds many valuable bits of information about your past and still likes you
A computer never forgets your birthday.You cannot delete some data from a girlfriends rather they forget exactly what they want to forget and when they want to forget.
You can always turn off a computer.
But you can not shut her down whenever you get tired of her.
If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away
Troubleshooting your computer is much easier than your GF.
With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore.
You can always turn off a computer.You can press your computers buttons without any worry of repercussions.
A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well.
A computer doesn’t mind if you are using another computer or computers , but in case of a girlfriend you can imagine the consequences.You can stare at tons of other girls and your computer will never get mad at you
No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends.
No matter how ugly or bad looking your computer is you can always show it to your friends, while this might not be the case with your girlfriend.
Your computer won’t sleep with your best friend
Your computer won’t sleep with your best friend or cheat on you.You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.
Your computer will cost a lot less than any girlfriend!
Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner, on the other hand your girlfriend does and you know what can happen if you don’t.
- Listed
- Dec 21, 2011
- Creator
- Mary Thomson
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- 10 Reasons Why Your Computer Is Better Than Your Girlfriend
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